Episodes
#15 - Internet Boyfriends and Phantom Footballers
Dani and Ghaly talk about how to make your nieces and nephews stronger by condemning them to homelessness, take a plunge into the angsty minds of their younger selves by looking at their youtube comment history and what to do when your boyfriend just won't get off the playstation.
#14 - Hostile Work Environments and Dirty Stables
Dani and Ghaly are back and don't wanna talk about their absence. What they do want to talk about is how far is too far when punishing your kids, how to assert your dominance at work and what to do with money you don't need.
#13 - Picky Boyfriends and Broken Vases
Dani and Ghaly return from their long break to observe the etiquette of what should be disclosed on first dates and how to trick your partner into looking after your kids.
#12 - Devious Teachers and Wind-Swept Children
Dani and Ghaly talk about how to discipline your kids and what to do when a tornado comes for your half-sister, which you really dislike.
#11 - Spoilt Poodles and Lottery Winners
Dani and Ghaly weigh in on a sticky situation where an arrogant poodle soils the bed, how to hide your lottery winnings from your family, and teach a misguided soul how to talk to women.
#10 - Broody Ladies and Vengeful Employees
Dani and Ghaly reach a momentous milestone and tend to their first submission. Also, Dani is STILL getting tortured with stay-at-home girlfriend TikToks and finally, they stop by and witness some nuclear devastation in a vape shop.
#9 - Train Goblins and Orphans
Dani and Ghaly talk about what to do when you REALLY don't want to give up your seat for an old person, take a peek into the life of a stay-at-home boyfriend and finish off on a rather sour note.
#8 - Moody Italians and Unwashed Husbands
Dani and Ghaly discuss the science of naming children, stay-at-home girlfriends (to Dani's dismay) and what to do when your husband's odour is too much to handle.
#7 - Magic Brownies and Absent Dads
Dani and Ghaly discuss what to do when your mother-in-law starts tripping balls, what it means to live off of matcha and plant-based milk and how to tell your dad he's neglecting you.
#6 - Sickly Dogs and Busted Kitchens
Dani and Ghaly talk about what to do when your mum sells your dog when you're not looking and the eternal dilemma of whether to get a new kitchen or send your kids to college.
#5 - Fat Kids and Dodgy Teachers
Dani and Ghaly berate a man for trying to be sneaky, discuss how social media can mess up your career if you're not careful and how to stop your brother-in-law from barging in on you, whilst you're on the bog.
#4 - Gamblers and Funko Pops
Dani and Ghaly ponder over socially acceptable baby names, what happens when your Funko pop addiction gets out of hand and how to avoid having your friends pry into your business. Also, bear vs gorilla.
#3 - Swindlers and Workaholics
Dani and Ghaly extinguish the ambitions of a young entrepreneur and discuss why anyone would willingly do over 60-hour work weeks.
#2 - Tied Tubes and Mean Girls
Dani and Ghaly discuss what you should do when you find treasure in a hoarder's home, what happens when your newly divorced brother becomes an insufferable crybaby and the proper way to go about talking shit behind your friend's backs.
#1 - Faulty Dryers and Crippling Debt
Dani and Ghaly discuss how to get out of paying for your landlord's medical bills, what to do when your husband gets too comfortable with unemployment and what happens when your kid has beef with her grandma.
#0 - Pilot
Dani and Ghaly discuss the logistics of tricking children into babysitting for free, having your wife diss your mum on social media, and how to stop children from ruining your pool party.